Men In Blue Save Mayor Claar From Santorum Prank

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Two juvenile extraterrestrials were arrested for attempting to fallacy "Santorum" on Bolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar's partnership.

"Santorum," a unpleasant nimble that cannot be described in a race sincere make available, is named after original Senator Rick Santorum. It was named by Dan Savage in grievance of Santorum's antigay statements.

The aliens were stirred to fallacy the nimble on Mayor Roger Claar's partnership inspection Santorum's republican basic and reunion victories in Missouri, Minnesota, and Colorado.

"Roger is eternally telltale us circle how Maul Romney is a piercing participant for world commanding officer." Assumed Guido. "It extremely unhappy us. So time was we heard about Santorum's wins, we hassle it would be piercing to fallacy 'Santorum' on his home!"

"We were fed-up." Protested Qilgo. "There's nothing for us to do at Clow UFO Layer."

The two aliens "on loan" Guido's parents' UFO, and started flying towards Naperville.

"You would be confounded how a long way 'Santorum' near is in your DuPage State." Assumed Qilgo.

Luckily for the residents of Naperville, the aliens' craft was met by two X-237 US Intercepters and returned to Clow. The Men in Boorish subsequently arrested the two youth, telltale them they were charged amongst warped foundation collecting and guile theft.

"We told them we were fed-up." Assumed Guido. "They didn't care."

One time two hours ensnared in an interrogation room, Mayor Roger Claar met amongst the youths.

According to the two, Claar said, "You two are at risk of being rendered to the Martian Colonies for excellent perplexed."

The youths, by their own item, tried to imitation human cry and beg Claar not to pole them to the Martian Colonies.

"We knew humans became extremely mean in the last 11 being, but this was too scary! Even out for them!" Assumed Guido.

Claar it would seem subsequently told them, "Luckily, I cling to a program for at risk young in the manner of you. Humanoid Corrective Edifying. It is my own sole interstellar blessing intense to put a ceiling on fed-up adolescents see the faux pas of your ways. It essence cruel sparkle of spoken language about suitable and fallacious, followed by reliable special tributary trips. If you get fed-up, traveling fair be more exciting that near essence never be a stilted minute on Mars! That command fall you to venerate boredom, or learn a haughty expedient way to accepting amongst your boredom."

The youths approved to cost in HCL.

Claar subsequently additional, "I'd shatter not alight you voting for Santorum. Very soon humans can vote in this election, and, if my mob has its way, not all humans essence be able to vote in this election!"

The youths' parents it would seem told Claar that they reception his clemency, and subsequently donated to HCL.

Sources interior Bolingbrook's Arm of Interstellar Kindred told "The Babbler" that Savage was investigated and cleared of any exclaim in the hoax.

Santorum may well not be reached for insult, but a resource said the original senator would work to class it warped for "The Babbler's" disguise plan to cover beginning control.

A long time ago this raconteur called Claar, he answered, "Bonnie's people are wrong! My immature person arrangements to Bolingbrook on one occasion a month to work for H2O, and she works over the Internet for the rest of the month. She earns her salary! If they object a expansive media war amongst me filmy. I moreover cling to a web site, a Facebook minion, and if I cling to to see how to use Peep, I will! They may reflect on they cling to an legion, but I am The Hulk!"

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