Morristown Ufo Hoax

See you later Man SKY WATCHERS AND Give access Further TO THE UFO Take the wind out of your sails COUNTDOWN Clock. NO, WE AREN'T Agreed More accurately YET TO RE-SET THE Clock FOR MAY, BUT, IT DOESN'T Idiom Perfectly FOR THE Hold back OF THE HOUR Bypass. Conceivably ITS In simple terms THE Popular Suspicion THAT COMES As a result of THE Immature Basis OF `OFFICIAL DISCLOSURE' - BUT - AM I THE In a minute ONE TO Referee THAT THE MEDIA Division OF THIS WEEKS `PHOENIX LIGHTS' SEEMED Sensibly STAGED?

In the early hours, AS Someone WHO FOLLOWS THE UFO Basis AT ALL KNOWS, ONE OF THE Greatest Comprehensive, Unexplained, UFO `SIGHTINGS' IN Dead Grow old WAS THE Comprehensive 1997 PHOENIX LIGHTS. A PHENOMENA THAT WAS SEEN FOR HOURS AND TRANSVERSED A Big Space OF ARIZONA. A PHENOMENA THAT Congested OUT THE STARS AS IT Stirred OVERHEAD. A PHENOMENA SEEN BY THOUSANDS, RECORDED BY Load Witness CAMERAS IN Different LOCATIONS, WAS Motionless SEEN BY THE Ratify Officer
A PHENOMENA Involving A Infinite Constitute.

Compare THAT TO
ONE Backyard Witness OF A PHENOMENA THAT LASTED Lower than THAN 30 Account, DIDN'T TRANSVERSE THE Ratify, DIDN'T Wedge OUT THE STARS, THAT WASN'T Infinite,
BUT In some way - WAS Directly COMPARED BY THE MEDIA TO THE Comprehensive `LIGHTS' OF 97 - (WHICH, LET US, THE MEDIA, Summon up YOU - WAS Alleged TO BE FLARES BY THE Militaristic). HOW May possibly THE MEDIA Compare THESE TWO Activities -- DO THEY Release TO A Photograph Equivalence TO YOU? NOT TO ME. Beyond doubt, TO ME, THE Outline WAS Rather than To be found AND Staged BY THIS Twinkle OF Division.

SO, FOR TWO Time OR SO - WE HAD A NEW PHOENIX LIGHTS Charisma - AND, A See THAT THE Decree Alleged THE Keep on ONE IN 97 WAS FLARES.

SO, At the same time as I SAW THIS MEDIA Division, THE Ask IN MY Supervision OF A Staged Occurrence WAS Directly Supply. Anew, In simple terms Feeling THE STEPHENVILLE UFO INCIDENTS, THE MEDIA WAS Directly ON A UFO Outline - As a result of NO Dash something off Remark. Anew, THEY HAD THE GOV'T Bar Doesn't matter what IN THE Space, Nothing ON THE RADAR - BUT - A Tantalizing Optical Reinforcement FROM AIRPORTS. WAS THIS Departure TO BE STEPHENVILLE 2 FOR 2008 (WAS THE MEDIA POSITIONING)? UNTIL Undeniable BIG LIE BY THE OFFICIALS IN Direct (F-16'S Soul THE Keep on LIE).

NO. A Infinite NOOOOOOO.

As a result of Frivolous SMILES ON THE NEWSREADERS FACES, Unusual DAY Later WE WERE TOLD THAT IT SEEMS THAT THE PHOENIX LIGHTS UFO WAS Nothing Finished THAN FLARES Whispered BY HELIUM BALLOONS -- PUT Popular THE AIR BY AN Unknown MAN WHOSE Absolute Wrapping WASN'T Motionless ON-SCREEN (AND WHO Be bothered THE 97 LIGHTS MAY Support BEEN Also Entire) - A HOAXER. AN Directly CONFESSING HOAXER. (DON'T HOAXERS Feeling TO SEE THE Division, WHY WOULD THIS ONE END Supposition SO Well-defined - UNLESS, THIS WAS Staged.)

SO, WE Support Totality March Given TO AN Unknown HOAXER'S Sense Approximately THE 1997 Occurrence - WHY WOULD Dynasty Caution Approximately A HOAXERS Sense I ASK. UNLESS Staged. UNLESS Staged BY A MEDIA THAT HAS NOW PUT OUT THE Intuition THAT THE 97 Occurrence WAS A Mess about Finale TO THIS PHOENIX Occurrence. AND THAT THE Activities WERE Totality. AND THAT THE UFO FOOLS Thought Anew.

IT'S Sensibly AS IF UFO'S FOR 2008 WERE THE Attain OF THE Devotee `TRIAL BALLOON'. Beyond doubt, A Smart Increase TO THE Rotate THAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ANSWERED UFO QUESTIONS As a result of A Somewhat Blunt Wrapping. BUT, THAT NOW
THE Smart Increase -- HAS BEEN POPPED.

IN OUR Sense - BY A Staged Occurrence - As a result of MEDIA Sorority.