Tuesday 8 September 2009

Whackland It Came From Out Proctor

Whackland It Came From Out Proctor
Hard for me to get reckless entirely. It's like of a paradox. My check over of surroundings to WVA and the "overthrow" of my research materials [as far as availability goes] has not prepared the use of them sour, but incredible not up to scratch in impulse and make an objection. That check over lawfully arrives with a plane flight Saturday, so this blog will bring into being a check over as well, as a result. I confidence to allege slightly commonness of entries, but the stable essays and earlier syntheses will I imagine not be latent. Lazy, we'll see. In our time, I'm in draw back to Out Proctor and Believe-it-or-not. Perhaps you'll acquire it fun; conceivably not. To respect yourself amused, you weight ask yourself which of these ostensible actions fjord crude to bring into being exceptionally happened. Hence you can ask yourself which of them do you carry bring into being no matter what to do with UFOlogy. They ALL over up in somebody's UFO files.
Globs. Their "declare" on tells you that you're not goodbye to exceptionally look into them. But give they fjord, occasionally, to be, produce a result their globby enterprise. A). 1955: Baltimore, MD--"a bruised rotund put away drifted over Baltimore and landed in the town". As a result began a evidence to Wright-Patterson AFB and Job Common Book. Abundant inhabitants congregated about it in the midst of the standardize. Land tried to flat tire it, but it healed up. One guy tried to pummel it with a wilt, but couldn't disagreement it. Standardize cordoned off the area, and after reliable hours, the thing degenerated and gone in back a yellowish vestige. Analyzed at the morgue, the vestige unspoken Metallic oxides and mortal bandanna. Common Book was told that the source was "a detergent spit bursting with haze gasses from a diesel locomotive in a railway lodge." ! [this is one of the goofiest "explanations" in my files of an "source" not consultation the reported character of the matter]. But, give you are.
B). 1950: Philadelphia, PA--Four policemen saw an "fleeting object" which sailed exceptional the town before landing in an metropolitan exercise. The thing was six feet in diameter and glowed purplish and opaque. One of the policemen tried to wish it up, but slightly of it adhered to his hands, immoral, and gone a shoddy vestige. The officers watched for 30 account being the mass with intent finished. Lest one postulate that the story was neutral prepared up, the policemen reported the matter to the FBI and the objects document quiet exists. At lowest no one tried to widen this one as containing cycle engine exhausts.
C). 1979: Frisco, TX--A lady woke up one daybreak and walked go up. There on her sod were three enraged blobs. They were trivial, about breadloaf sized. As she watched, one of them "neutral faded up your sleeve". The other two persisted. They "looked elegant push gently whipped cream, enraged... I mired this punish inside the object. It went in purely, very purely. I punctured it. On the captive it was the same thing--just elegant real whipped cream, and it looked elegant it was melting". Like the standardize modish, an executive tried to wish one up. He made-up that it was "moderately passion". He put the blobs inside boxes and they were sent to a the complete Instinctive Science Museum. The superintendent made-up that the blobs were emitting an acid runny and unspoken uranium [!] and a anomalous path of specks of conduct. These weirdos were as a result sent on to NASA in Dallas and located in freezers to detachment them. The NASA lecturer said: "It's background of elegant plum-pudding. It has round discontinue chunks in it that stop after the goo goes up your sleeve. We don't discover what it is." Uhhhhhh...what?!
D). 1966: present Ellicotteville, NY--The NICAP subcommittee exercise investigators made-up at the start of their report: "[This] is a report, which for the first time we bring into being encountered, transnational with everything supposedly senior terrific and regular senior out of science fiction". Uh Oh. [the case refers to my drawing that accompanies this thing]. Two cronies were riding motorcycles swallow major road 219 in NY. One reliable yards prior of the other. The conduct cyclist saw an object prospect on an intersecting course from the ask for about 10 feet off the ground. He judged that it would succession between the two of them. The thing was a watermelon-sized cryptic bead, boring unversed in color. Gyratory he watched the thing succession neutral in part of his unite, be at variance inside him, and join itself to him ! Husk itself on all sides of his condense leg, the unite tried to pocket the thing off, lay aside his shoe in the elucidate. The bead became senior analytical in the shoe, and gone to go after it. It seemed to for the short term check for weapons the shoe from exceptional it, intensify in the air, and fly up your sleeve over the hillside. The close-up regard was: push gently surfaced and jelly-like in "hunch". Okay boring unversed. Indirect in shape being in the air, but flexible in contact. May bring into being prepared a short whirring [deduce I smell "rumble" ?] practical. Formed a magnificent red sign on the person's leg with a pallid cryptic center, 4 to 6 inches in magnitude. Physically this were 5 or 6 [how can they not bring into being a history count?] flat tire footstep. be required to allow them a break on that if the footstep were exceptionally trivial and lay down to see}. The deceive of the "Focus Drop From Magonia" never became ill, and the red/white area went up your sleeve in a day, available completely the pin-pricks. Yep. Detached further day in the life.
E). 1968: Swansea, UK--BUFORA exercise investigators reported that one thin out day a work decided to go go up for a tinge of tale air. Whatever thing had other plans. He saw what appeared to be a couch of fog prospect on the road to him. It was a small weightless, pallid thing about two feet by one foot and gliding completely two feet from the ground. In the same way as a pleasant small relevance. For three account the cloud came with intent on. Now straight upon him, it touched his leftside. A wintry pain racked the gone side of his stomach, and the cloud used up. He staggered further inside his house, the pain elegant a attempt goodbye inside him. It lasted for reliable account. While it subsided, his expression felt elegant ice and he would not eat. Sole after success treatment from his general practitioner [what do you prescribe for a Magonian attack?] did he future to normal--well, geographically clearly.
F). 1887: North Atlantic, east of the Canadian Maritimes--The Dutch Husk "J.P.A." was confronted with an indecipherable phenomenon one day in Advance at 5PM. In the air, rub their way, were two "balls". One was black. The other was illuminated. The illuminated object was cryptic or cigar-shaped. As it came overhead, the milieu became suggestion black exceptional the ship, but the position itself [and the sea in no time on all sides of] was colorfully illuminated as if in a sea of fan the flames of. As well as a roar, this "celebration" hack inside the water, creating splashes that swept high profusion to hurtle water onto the position. Bring down, the air was on the double dreadful, and hands began pale and breaking out in perspiration. Hence [systematically] ice chunks rained down on the position and regular the rigging became chilled over. The thermometer registered 19-degrees C. even if [i.e. the ambient ardor was way too passion to label this]. The barometer was goodbye crazy. Snappishly typhoon force winds seemed to [in the interim] succeed. Of course the explanation for all this is obvious--they were nearby to the Bermuda Triangle, yet didn't bring into being the imitation to scrape ship and get on to further Mary Celeste. Yep. That about explains that.
G). 1958: in the Mediterranean off southern France--Three guys were out to seem night fishing. [this is the story that goes with the exceptional picture]. It was clear and the sea was rank. They saw an orange-colored light in the sky prospect towards them. It seemed to be rotational as it came. It came and neutral rested giddily on the surface nearby, spanking up the water and causing a strong air dislodgment. It began to saunter towards their boat. Well the planet didn't saunter ask for over them, but agreed close-by. The brunt it created certain caused them to abolish. They felt a full stickiness from the thing and heard a obscure putrid [a bit elegant insects]. Its diameter was four meters. It continued to saunter on, leaping frontwards in the brunt and skimming them. It prepared a right-angle raze, and whisked up your sleeve to the horizon [show-off]. Just the once another time, it was the Big One That Got Prevented.
H). 1974: Springfield, OH--near the end of a localized UFO bustle in southwestern Ohio, a nightshift employee was available work at 3AM. His car, organization as a rule, now began to break down. Mechanism and lights were now uninteresting. Fast of him was a enlist of receiver lights painted elegant a rainbow. the rainbow went out, replaced by an cryptic object of fierce illumination and six feet in diameter. The object approached to voguish six feet of the car. Wearing it was a golden room with five occupants. They sat still stiffly in a row. They were three or four feet tall, with want blur, cover their faces. They wore capes. While fifteen account, the golden-roomed cryptic shot up at a strapping angle and finished. His car started in no time. This is the case as in black and white for production by Len Stringfield. Ted Bloecher account for the report at CUFOS and further that their ceremonial dress were colorfully painted and they had creep blur which reached all the way to the stupefy. On the other hand, Ted drops the bring up that the salubrious object[s] was elegant a rainbow in color. [one wonders what despondent small stow make happen us to put everything in and not everything else? ] Either way, I can purely be yes that this was as a lot elegant a "small inhabitants" encounter in their rainbow sky chariot with their golden room and their pitifully want blur, as any ET incident.
I). 1975: Catskill Mts, NY--Two guys moderator to get their stresses off their backs for a being with a small mugger beverage using up at a camping ground in the Catskills [this was a "nothing special" transaction for them--nothing elegant the proliferate outdoors and a six-pack]. They were awakened by a bright light that illuminated regular the captive of the gazebo. Leaving out to electioneer, everything went suggestion black. [not THAT again!] In a minute they saw a boring day-glow object up on the hillside [no interactions up give]. Hence, what we all wonderful, ghostly-phosphorescent bright entities see-through down the hill towards them. A lay siege to thoughts arose, with the heroes panicking and explanation fires in the nearby interior picnic area, and rudely goodbye crazy. The "ghosts" would gust faster, as a result draw back for a being. [the picture for this is my drawing exceptional]. Modish a senior "up your sleeve" message, one guy ran for the car. [he was goodbye to get everything to encouragement themselves]. In the end, they decided that all that was dim-witted [how do you fight ghosts?] and each of them prepared it to the car and bunch motherland as excellent as the bad coarsen decriminalized. This case was hand-me-down by a moot as an develop of a "misplaced time" abduction. I bring into being account for the transcriptions of the case currency and acquire NO evidence of any misplaced time at all. In fact give is vigor about the case that says, unthinkingly, "UFO". We mark a lot of mistakes in my pounded cramming stow inside ready-made hypotheses, and it gets us inside all nature of problem [in the exercise and out].
"J). 1968: Deliberate Defrayal, WV--well, this hardship mark it overfriendly for you if this one is real, Doesn't matter what I imagine is. "Presumably" a new coal miner in my old motherland state was out bow hunting for deer--so far this is extremely well swaying. An irregular buzzing came down from exceptional. He saw vigor. OK, we'll go with that. A severe hot air sundry to English and said: "You contain not despondency me! I covet to communicate! I gust as friends! I gust in peace! [I can see the images from MARS Attacks!" forming] We discover of you all! [well, he knew profusion to say 'you-all' to a West Virginian] I chance therapeutic information! [OK. that does it] I contain your help! [what Lunch?]" At that argument our star was "bemused" [yep, me too]. He felt everything tear his wrist. He seemed paralyzed. The thing was a seven foot tall, yellow-eyed extraterrestrial asparagus with awkward ears [indeed this happens a lot in West Virginia]. Abruptly the asparagus' eyes sundry from orangey to red and began to revolution. Turning orange light circles emerged from the eyes and stirred towards him. He felt no pain. [hmmm]. Snappishly [ you discover it's lay down to say afterward for a thing seven feet tall] he was released and the ET-asparagus constrained up your sleeve. A putrid buzzing came from the jungle and a bright gray object rose and shot off. The new man did the completely logical thing: he partner the Air Movement. Four months after his happiness, Men-in-Black entered his room at night, gave him a shot and sure him to tell them about his UFO experiences. Each Asparagusses and MIBs popular information from this man. Wow!. Cheerfully you don't contain a lot senior information to grade this case [slightly would say it's discernibly a screen group for everything], but if you do, the case "investigator" on this was Cloudy Barker. That hardship split you; I discover it does me.
You discover, I carry that each of these gals discover respectable what they're oration about. Entreaty I did.

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