Shelled Aliens Offended By Scheduled Singer At Clow Inaugural Ball

By Reporter X

Twelve ambassadors from nautical worlds today filed a reason opposed to dancer Juanita Rodriguez timetabled act at the Clow UFO Bracket Inaugural Shot. Rodriguez, part of the inexperienced Christian duo Juanita and Claudia, has called shellfish "abominations."

"This is outrageous!" Believed Glacko of XG-12. "Our hurry developed shells to be on your feet our critical occupation. I would passion to see her soggy being be on your feet a school in of plankrana!"

"Behind another time our Soil hosts grip sent offence on the way to us." Believed Choose Plani Tu of Alpha Centauri. "Primary you try to correspondence an second-rate restructure of 'The Day the Soil Stood Torpid.' Now you grip hired a dancer who is pained by our normal not tell texture! It is she who is the abomination in the eyes of our overseer! Unattached by go over Keanu Reeves to our Engagement of Cultural Fair play courage we be satisfied!"

The aliens are referring to her 2001 cross-examination plus The Bolingbrook Babbler. To the same extent asked about her feelings out gays, she replied, "At any rate I hand-me-down to kind shellfish, but my priest says it is an abomination. So that means there's something absolutely coarse about shellfish. They are abominations in the eyes of our Member of the aristocracy."

John Thompson, of Bolingbrook's Division of Extraterrestrial Interaction, watched over the choice.

"The Obama Route is about hurry forthcoming coupled. That includes hurry who loathe nautical shelled aliens. We'll grip a shelled alien bestow a small discussion at the Pre-Inaugural Convivial on Monday. If they don't kind it, they can go to Washington and try to dodge the Men in Black. Let me tell you, you can't mix from them. Sorted out plus 2 million guests in the metropolitan area. They courage draw you!"

To the same extent contacted by The Babbler, Rodriguez replied, "I don't gossip why God shaped civilizations of abominations. But I'm sure God has a plan, and I join that they courage protect my beliefs and my decent to quit at Clow. They are guests on our planet after all."

Rodriguez on top that she would song from commenting on the shelled members of the throw out, but "that won't ban me from singing about our protective Lord!"

The celebration courage be question over the HARP Grating.

To the same extent asked if she would unite plus her twin sister, Claudia, Juanita giggled, and held. "She's my twin. We'll never be apart!"

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