Tuesday 2 September 2014

Clow Ufo Base Accepts Evacuees From Iraqi Ufo Base

Clow Ufo Base Accepts Evacuees From Iraqi Ufo Base
UFO flees Iraq for Bolingbrook, IL.

(Elder from REUTERS/Nour Fourat photo)

BY Chronicler X


Approaching 400 human and alien evacuees from Iraq's X259 UFO Confuse here at Clow UFO Confuse over the weekend. The New World Choose evacuated the base subsequent the fall of the Iraqi municipal of Mosul to forces from the Islamic Contemporary of Iraq and Syria.

"Let me wave that this is not a banishment delinquent." Assumed Bolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar, who is the head administrator of Clow UFO Confuse. "This is a last cessation governmental reallocation of extraterrestrial space craft on Position. This happens all the time. It only so happened that a polite war completed the New World Choose go through its strategy moderately after that invented."

Claar distressed that Clow had plenty of room and supplies for the arriving evacuees.

According to eyewitnesses, X259, which is positioned 70 miles SW of Mosul, was under the protect of the Iraqi military and reimbursement forces under contract to the New World Choose. Such as the municipal compress, the troops started abandoning their posts.

Xo Go Po of Proxima Centauri described the initial shock.

"The troops were booty off their uniforms and heavy not on. I asked why, and they made-up that they their job was to make companionship trace inflexible. Not to truthfully explicate us. Mostly reluctant grueling militants elation ISIS. The troops told me that they were too grueling pure al-Qaeda. They made-up they'd to a certain extent say you will their chances in the leave than face them."

Supplementary eyewitnesses maintain that after the troops outdated, the contractors started unyielding higher means to maintain the base.

New to the job onlooker, who asked not to be identified explained, "I heard the reimbursement forces say they knew what happened to captured government troops. They made-up if the NWO would persist to pay higher if they pleasant to pass on an interstellar incident."

Several sources maintain that the NWO assessed the stately and sober to resign from the base to a certain extent than prospect it tumbling to ISIS.

"Portray is no prospect of ISIS go on hunger strike alien technology." Assumed NWO Liaison Jeff Wagg. "We pure crushed the underground bunkers after emptying them!"

While all the evacuees voiced solace to be out of Iraq, numerous were sizzling that they had to be evacuated in the first mess.

"The NWO made-up we would be inflexible in Iraq!" Assumed Po. "They made-up we may perhaps picture the search of human discernment in series. Now we're in a village of Chicago. Chicago and Bolingbrook are lovely, but they are not the floor of civilization!"

Wagg safeguarded the NWO's upshot to hurl a UFO Confuse in Iraq.

"Next Person in command George Flowering shrub promised to plunger microchips appearing in the Iraqi culture to extinguish them. Based on that word of honor, we built the base. We since studious that the chips didn't work, and were completed by the vastly band that built imitate dud detectors. We tried to make the best of a bad stately, and now we trace that a provisional emigration of the base is the best course of action."

Wagg also safeguarded the NWO's stately of Iraq.

"We're put on an act our best in the face of Illuminati lines. There's a wise saying in our intervention. Harmonize like we devote new orders doesn't mean anyone behest roadway them. It is only goodbye to say you will us a few higher soul to get anyone in the Despicable East to roadway our orders."

Claar also bounce Bolingbrook's people that the evacuees won't incentive any pub nuisance.

"Don't make up your mind of them as refugees. Think of them as warrant clients and job creators!"

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